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Tuesday, December 08, 2009

Memo

To: Pretty Boy Floyd

Regardless of what you may have read on the internet, dead mice applied externally are not a remedy for the H1N1 flu. The resulting flurry of activity from your human - flailing, cursing, and a frantic search for paper towels and/or plastic bags - are temporary only, and not to be confused with "getting well."

Thank you.

6 Comments:

At 6:27 AM, Blogger Diane in Chico said...

Sammy Boy and Jan had a similar scene with a snake, in the garage, complete with yelling and swinging of broom, on the rug right outside the kitchen door to the garage. Sammy wouldn't step on that rug for months - we finally had to replace it.

 
At 6:28 AM, Blogger Diane in Chico said...

Please do get well soon.

 
At 8:37 AM, Blogger Mel said...

Aw, he was just trying to help.

 
At 8:50 AM, Blogger Jude said...

Oh, geez. I hope you feel better soon. This thing has nailed you pretty hard!

 
At 3:43 PM, Blogger edired said...

Everyone knows mice must be applied internally .

 
At 6:32 AM, Blogger M. said...

I am actually feeling significantly better - I'm sure it had nothing to do with the mice! But it's nice to be back to more or less normal again.

He did it twice, by the way. First time he dropped the mouse on me, the second time he left it in middle of the living room. Then he started leaving tufts of gray fur around just to make me nervous....

 

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