Monday, December 21, 2009

Solstice present!

The guy who plows the driveway/parking area next door remembered not to plow me in!

Since the mail carrier won't deliver if he has to climb over snowdrifts (which is not at all unreasonable), and since it is really hard to dig through the snow piled up by a plow - and since I live in a congested urban area where my front door is practically on the sidewalk, and don't have any alternative spot to put a mailbox - I'm really grateful. I hope the trend continues!

Tuesday, December 08, 2009


To: Pretty Boy Floyd

Regardless of what you may have read on the internet, dead mice applied externally are not a remedy for the H1N1 flu. The resulting flurry of activity from your human - flailing, cursing, and a frantic search for paper towels and/or plastic bags - are temporary only, and not to be confused with "getting well."

Thank you.